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Jordan, 22, Filipino New Englander. I love women, music, snowboarding, and awkward conversations.

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corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

radioactiveredhead:

Seriously what the actual fuck was Andres grandma on

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dolphinboy89:

everyone is so afraid of bloggers with a ton of followers even tho they probably dropped pudding on their shirt today

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hatfullofwhy:

For Lent I’m just giving up in general 

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